I’m going to get fried chicken and grape soda…

off the school lunch menu and replace it with healthier alternatives.

I’m not shy about the fact that I’m a blood…

donor at the local hospital.

Everyday I’m shuffling…

bridge cards at the elderly home.

Baby got back…

to sleep after I fed her bottle and read her a fairy tale.

I have 20 kids…

interning for me at the office.

I didn’t graduate…

from college with any debt, I had a full academic scholarship.

I spent half my life in prison…

as a clinical psychologist helping inmates deal with their destructive instincts.

I hate that cracker…

barrel isn’t open late on weeknights.

Oh that is Phat…

Hoang, he is the famous Vietnamese chef I hired for our dinner party.

Hmm back that thing up…

to the launching dock so we can get the Bayliner in the water for the summer.